LINE UPON LINE

After warning my son time and time again
not to take a long, hot shower on Sunday mornings,
I told him this morning:

"I better not have a cold shower today or your butt's on the line"

he responded back to me (with an impish grin, mind you):

"My butt already has a line."






Boys

OH BABY!

I NEED HELP.
I thought I could just stop whenever I wanted to,
the problem is...I DON'T want to*.

Is it bad to huff Vick's Baby Rub?




It just smells soooooo goooooooood!




*I really can stop whenever I want to!