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My pirate name is:

Captain Anne Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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KIDS ARE SOOO CRAZY

We received a wedding announcement in the mail a couple of days ago, with it
was a lovely picture of the bride and groom smiling back at us (with dry lips).
I thought it such a nice picture that I posted it on our family info board for all to see.
Later that day I was driving my 6 yr old to her friends house to play
when we proceeded to have this conversation:

B: "Are those people in the picture getting married?"

Me: "Yes, they are."

B: "Well, there are a couple of things weird about it."

Me: "What things?"

B: "Well, #1 they don't look alike. And #2 She looks like she's 16 yrs old."



I didn't know what to say.
I smiled at her and dropped her off at her friends house to play.
What was a 6 yr old doing with these kind of thoughts.
Do married people look alike in her world?
Do I look like my hubby?

I was grateful that she thought 16 was too young to get married but I want to know
What age is a good age to get married?
I'm going to ask her these questions when she gets home from school today.
I'll post her answers later

Do you have any questions for an all knowing 6 yr old?

Al*ler*gy
-noun, plural -gies.

1. an abnormal reaction of the body to a previously encountered allergen introduced by inhalation, ingestion, injection, or skin contact, often manifested by itchy eyes, runny nose, wheezing, skin rash, or diarrhea.
2. hypersensitivity to the reintroduction of an allergen. Compare ANAPHYLAXIS.
3. informal. a strong dislike or aversion, as toward a person or activity: He has an allergy to hard work.

Dictionary.con Unabridged (v1.1)

Al*ler*gy
n. pl. al*ler*gies

1. An abnormally high sensitivity to certain substances, such as pollens, foods, or microorganisms. Common indications of allergy may include sneezing, itching, and skin rashes.
2 .Informal An adverse sentiment; antipathy: an allergy to cocktail parties.

American Heritage Dictionary

Allergy

noun

hypersensitivity reaction to a particular allergen: symptoms can vary greatly in intensity

WordNet

BLASTED ALLERGIES
n. pl. freakin' allergies

1. A sensitivity to some crap in the air that gives me a snotty stuffed up nose, splitting headache, itchy read swollen eyes that make me look like I'm HIGH, I JUST planted flowers and it better not be from that attitude, sore dry throat that no amount of water will cure, BUT I'M NOT AN ALLERGY PERSON whiny voice, and YES I lost my sense of taste and smell AGAIN thank you very much.

2. Informal WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS THOUGHT THIS ANNOYING CRUD UP?????? I THINK I HAVE AN ALLERGY TO ALLERGIES.

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